Poot's Palace

As usual, Tuesday night was Two-fer night at Wild Wings...so Wha and I in our true fat ass fashion put down two dozen chicken wings for the price of one, and an order of Mozzarella cheese sticks just to be sure we got our dairy intake for the day. Unfortunately the wait staff at Wild Wings forgets to check ID's quite frequently, therefore they have not been able to sell beer to us the last two times. Alas, they get the liquor license back next week. Blue spandex was again a no-show at the gym tonight (does she realize what she is doing to my motivation to keep lifting weights), the idea of seeing her is sometimes the only things that gets me out of my recliner and into the gym on some nights. I will give her another week to show before i get to worried about her.

So with a little time and effort i have figured out how to add other blogs to my links column. I remember in grad school i had a professor tell me that Blogs were the newest up and coming thing on the internet, at which time, i had never even heard of a blog much less thought i would ever partake in one. Of course that was while i was in college and spent all my free time drinking beer, playing golf, and Tiger Woods on PS2. Actually, not much as changed since then, except the mandatory time between 7:30am and 4:30 pm that i am required to be somewhat sober. I need some type of substance to make these days go by faster. I think i should give of smoking again, only to partake in my first love, dipping. I remember being able to concentrate so well on lab reports and excel spreadsheets while sitting at my little ass desk in Norris hall when i had a wad of Kodiak in my bottom lip. Of course since then i have switched to Skoal and given up on all the minty and flavored dips, Skoal straight was just the thing for me. It also worked as a great laxative for some reason. I was never sure if it was an ingredient in the dip that had that effect on me, or if it was more of a conditioned response much like Pavlov's pooch. If it was conditioned response, i wonder what made me take a huge dump the first few times i had a dip in, random coincidence maybe...thoughts to ponder...

Poot's Palace So its been awhile since i have posted my own blog...ooops. Somebody tell me how to link other blog sites to my own. I'm sure i could take the time to read some FAQ to learn how to do it on my own, but its just easier for someone who already knows to tell me. I thought by clicking the Edit-Me link under my Links column would offer some sort of help, but it just takes me to a website that says "The page cannot be displayed". Maybe my browser is fubar'd, who knows. Wha has his boat back in town which means in the next few weeks we will probably be stranded in the middle of Lake Wylie looking for a tow home, that should lead to some more interesting blogs. By the way, my right testicle hurts today.

The Wachovia Championship is in town this weekend and while most people in my industry are walking around Quail Hollow Country Club, I am in the office with my bosses wife, our service manager, and our new project manager. Granted we are a small company of just over 50 employees, but how do I manage to be one of the last ones stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon. The commercial department has been dead all day, my boss left at noon, our A/P was gone at 1:30, the bosses daughter bolted at 2:00, our other finance guy was out at 3:00. Yet somehow I have managed to stick around and let my bosses wife think up "cute little projects" for me to do next week. Riiiiight. I will conveniently be busier than a rooster in a hen house next week until she forgets about those little assignments. There is only so many games of kitty cannon that one guy can play before he starts wishing he was the one being thrown from the cannon.