Tuesday, September 20, 2005
On behalf of Skippy
Skippy goes to get a shower Monday evening, but before he does, he takes a leak. He sees a wad of tissue in the toilet and figures Wha had to blow his nose earlier and forgot to flush, no big deal. When he gets out the shower he pays more attention to the back of the toilet seat. There lies a copy of Playboy and a bottle of hand lotion, with what he hoped was some lotion on the cover. Skippy begins to back track his thought process to before the shower... the wad of tissue... and what he thought was where Wha had blown his nose. Apparently Wha had blown something else and left a terrible trail in the bathroom and did not cover up his handy work to well. Please Wha, be more careful and cover your tracks, we really dont want to know your schedule.
# posted by Poot @ 10:57 AM 
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The best part is this is not true. I often find random toilet tissue floating when I visit said bathroom as well, leaving me to question why it is there and why the rolls disappear so fast. Now, as is the case with yesterday, I will admit to having the lotion out. Did anyone not notice how burnt I was at Saturday night? So I get back from the gym, take a shower and think a little lotion will do me some good. I haven't picked up said Playboy in a while, and it is in there for reading purposes only. As hot as a bunch of 18-22 yr/o are, I much prefer those on the DVD or VHS at this stage. Not that anyone will believe me but that is my side of the story. I think the real culprit may have been Skipyy himself. I had not used toilet paper at that point yesterday. The lotion on the magazine was "suddenly discovered" by a man in nothing but a towel. I think he was covering up his own sloppiness before any pages were found to be stuck together. Doesn't this follow some rule similiar to passing gas. Just as he who smelt it dealt it. I am pretty sure he wouldn't have cleaned up the supposed mess, much less not coming running out screaming like a school girl, had he not made it.
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